Too Good to Replace

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Too Good to Replace


     A doctor in Ireland wanted to take off from work to go hunting so,

he approached his faithful assistant, George.

"George" he said, "I am going hunting tomorrow and I don't want to close the clinic,

I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients".

"Yes, sir!" answered George.

So the doctor went hunting and when he returned the following day he inquired:

"So George, how was yesterday?"

George responded saying that he had taken care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, Mate! And how was the second one?" asked the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,"

Replied George.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and, what about the third one?"

asked the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here when suddenly the door opened and in came a woman.

Like a flame, she undressed herself taking off everything including her bra

And panties then, she lied down on the table.

Spreading her legs open she shouted".

"HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen any man!"

"Tunderin' Lard Jayzus! George, what did you do?" asked the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."

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